bumper sticker that says "My other car was last seen by European whalers in Baffin Bay awaiting good conditions to enter the Arctic labyrinth."
WHEREMST
SLEEP I want to try
Pillow is my favorite guy
REST I need some more
into bed where I go snore
PHEW I go honk and shoo
have a blanky feel the snooze
Tired system overload
Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG
I’m like if a hater enjoyed things
ALT
My mother is gonna fucking sell me to DJ Crazy Times
My boyfriend is finally home!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!
Yes please
My editing doesn’t do this bulb any justice, but I’ve attempted to give him a motorcycle
It’s genuinely hilarious when your skills at work as bilingual are so invaluable that it’s hard to make a schedule when you’re away yet your position isn’t one that’s taken seriously enough for your bosses to give a shit about you